Neversink
Jul. 12th, 2025 08:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

Went sour cherry picking with the fabulous
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She wore the coolest dress, too. Its pattern was leaf ants!

The morning had gotten off to an inauspicious start on account of the propane running out before it could fuel the flames necessary to heat the water that makes my coffee.
I'd had to drive up to the Farmcart Coffee pop-up in town, where I splurged on a cappuccino & eavesdropped on a conversation between the ridiculously beautiful barista and two ridiculously beautiful young women, all of whom had recently (and most ridiculously of all) emigrated from the Deep South to fuckin' Wallkill, New York.
Why would anyone emigrate for any reason to Wallkill, New York?
"We're Jehovah's Witnesses," the beautiful barista explained with a radiant smile.
Oh, of course.
Wallkill is actually the center of the American Jehovah's Witnesses branch. They publish The Watchtower here! And also 17 million Bibles every year! Old Testament only. The JWs are not big on the New Testament.
The barista was just so lovely! We chattered about the differences between Italian and Spanish, how the two languages had practically identical grammars but differed in the way they were voiced, Spanish using various accent marks to signify pronunciation, while Italian relies on doubling up consonants—
I remembered then that my very favorite TaxBwana client of 2024 had been a Jehovah's Witness preacher. His house had burned down with all his tax documents. I'd used forensic accounting to rectify them. He was very elegant and intelligent, and we'd had a free-ranging conversation about all number of fascinating things, and it wasn't until the very end of our third meeting that he handed me a card with his JW ID.
Why don't I become a Jehovah's Witness? I wondered for 10 minutes or so.
They're not big on Jesus! They recognize that "infinity" is an impossible mathematical concept, not an architectural template for the afterlife: There is only room for 144,000 in the Jehovah's Witness Heaven. Best of all, they seem to take care of each other! Like if I was a Jehovah's Witness, even now 10 Jehovah's Witnesses would be showing up at the casa to swap out that propane tank! And I wouldn't be late for my meetup with Rebecca.
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I picked six pounds of sour cherries. This is enough for three pies.
Originally, I had planned to pick enough for BB and me. BB was a talented cook & baker, and each year, he baked three special pies for Flavia, his long-term honey. Sour cherry pie was always the first.
This year, I guess, I will bake a sour cherry pie for Flavia. Though I am an indifferent baker; my pie crust in particular has the texture of shoe leather.
But it's the thought that counts, right?
I'll freeze it until I see her again.
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It was 91° at Samascott by the time Rebecca & I bid adieu and 95° by the time I got back to Wallkill.
I swapped out the propane tank! Pretty easily! So, I no longer have to become a Jehovah's Witness.
I pitted the cherries.
I will bake my pies today.
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Afterwards, I sat out on the backporch and read The Oxford Book of Twentieth Century Ghost Stories. It grew dark. The fireflies came out.
There is a ghost story I'd like to write for BB though I don't think he'd like it very much.
He never even read Elliot Roosevelt's Motor Car, which I actually dedicated to him.
Back in 2018, I did a lot of canvassing and campaigning for a Congressional candidate called Jeff Beals.
Beals lost—but in the tradition of such things, his "victory" party went on, and I somehow managed to talk BB into accompanying me to it. BB absolutely hated parties! I wouldn't say I love them—love or hate depends on my mood—but I am generally pretty good at them since it doesn't trouble me in the least to walk up to perfect strangers & begin chattering away at them.
The party was in Woodstock.
And BB lived ostensibly in Kerhonksen but really in a remote settlement deep within the Catskills Park that was once called Riggsville—presumably after a 19th century tannery owner.
To get from Woodstock to Riggsville, you have to drive across the Ashokan Reservoir, which supplies New York City with its drinking water.
Twelve towns were drowned to create the Ashokan Reservoir!
Cottages, stores, church steeples, everything!
I suppose they relocated the cemeteries—or at least the ones they knew about.
We drove under a full moon. The reservoir tried to drown that, too! But the weirdest thing was the deer that had lined up along practically every section of the road! I kid you not! Like every single deer in the Catskill Mountains. It was like they had all come out to watch us, and, of course, we had to drive very, v-e-r-y slowly in case one came charging across the road.
Anyway, it gave me an idea for a story...
Suppose the deer were the metamorphosed inhabitants of the drowned villages?
And every four years they turn out to exercise their rights as American citizens to vote?
That would be the story backdrop. Not sure what the actual plot would be.
Except that the story would be called Neversink. There is also a Neversink Reservoir that supplies water to NYC, though we didn't drive along it that night, and what could be a better title about the enchanted inhabitants of a drowned village than Neversink?